{"id":3732,"date":"2013-12-04T15:13:28","date_gmt":"2013-12-04T20:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/?p=3732"},"modified":"2021-11-27T22:10:09","modified_gmt":"2021-11-28T03:10:09","slug":"the-lives-and-deaths-of-academic-library-staplers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/2013\/12\/04\/the-lives-and-deaths-of-academic-library-staplers\/","title":{"rendered":"The lives and deaths of academic library staplers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/crln.acrl.org\/content\/74\/11\/570.full\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/F1.small_.gif\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">&#8220;<strong>The average life span for a stapler at my library\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s reference desk this past semester was 15.3 days<\/strong>. The most common cause of stapler death was exhaustion. An exhausted stapler would staple once, and then jam, entering a state of nonresponsive \u00e2\u20ac\u0153stapler shock.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d After a librarian valiantly unjammed it, the stapler would muster one more staple before collapsing again. Often we were not able to intervene before a frustrated student began assaulting the jammed stapler. One should not beat a dead stapler.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Source: <strong><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/crln.acrl.org\/content\/74\/11\/570.full\">http:\/\/crln.acrl.org\/content\/74\/11\/570.full<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The average life span for a stapler at [a] library\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s reference desk [&#8230;] was 15.3 days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-did-you-know"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3732"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3739,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3732\/revisions\/3739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}