{"id":2206,"date":"2011-07-26T10:39:58","date_gmt":"2011-07-26T15:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/?p=2206"},"modified":"2021-11-27T22:11:03","modified_gmt":"2021-11-28T03:11:03","slug":"winner-of-the-2011-bulwer-lytton-author-of-it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night-award-for-bad-fiction-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/2011\/07\/26\/winner-of-the-2011-bulwer-lytton-author-of-it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night-award-for-bad-fiction-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Winner of the 2011 Bulwer-Lytton (author of &#8220;It was a dark and stormy night&#8230;&#8221;;award for bad fiction) contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>University of Wisconsin Oshkosh professor Sue Fondrie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bulwer-lytton.com\/2011.htm\">won this year\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s bad fiction award<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Cheryl\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2011\/07\/26\/winner-of-the-2011-bulwer-lytton-contest.html?dlvrit=36761\">Winner of the 2011 Bulwer-Lytton contest via Boing Boing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>University of Wisconsin Oshkosh professor Sue Fondrie won this year\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s bad fiction award. Cheryl\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories. Winner of the 2011 Bulwer-Lytton contest via Boing Boing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[325,314,467,466,468],"class_list":["post-2206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-did-you-know","tag-325","tag-award","tag-badfiction","tag-bulwer-lytton","tag-uwoshkosh"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2206"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10110,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206\/revisions\/10110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/library.waubonsee.edu\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}